Groovy Flower Power: Your Far-Out Flower Care Guide
Brought to you by The Positive Petal
(where the vibes are high and the blooms are fly)
Hey flower child!
You just scored some righteous blooms from our funky little flower farm, and now you wanna keep ‘em feelin’ fab? Say no more—here’s your dreamlike survival guide to long-lasting petal power!
01
Vase Vibes only
Before you do anything, grab a clean vase, babe. Like, scrub-a-dub that thing. Leftover funk = sad stems. Flowers dig fresh digs.
02
Cut that jive off
Snip those stems at a 45° angle, about an inch from the bottom. Why? It’s like opening up the flower highway so they can soak up the good stuff. Use sharp scissors, not your rusty garage shears from 1973.
03
Water: Natures Nectar
Fill the vase with cool, clean water. Toss in the flower food if you’ve got it (don’t worry, it’s not powdered disco). No food? No problem—just change the water every other day and keep those vibes fresh.
04
Strip It, Baby
No leaves below the water line, man! That’s a one-way ticket to Funkytown—and not in the good way. Leaves in water bacterial boogie. Strip ‘em!
05
Keep it chill
Flowers don’t dig heat or direct sun. Keep your bouquet outta the hot spotlight and away from fruit (bananas release ethylene gas, and that’s a flower buzzkill).
06
Fluff + Groove
Rearrange your bouquet every few days. Give 'em a fresh cut, change the water, let them show off their best angles. A little flower feng shui never hurt anybody.
07
Share the Love
Flowers last longer when admired. That’s not science—it’s just Positive Petal truth. Snap a pic, show ‘em off, and spread the groovy vibes.
Stay groovy, keep it bloomin’, and remember:
Life’s better with petals in your hair and love in your heart.
Peace, love, and sunflowers,
The Positive Petal Crew